Bullet Points
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- Over the course of a century, each bone of the original body was collected from a different individual, providing the world's most spiritually concentrated base for a homunculus.
- Late July, 2021, testfire activations, large quotient of evil matter forms inside subject, too concentrated to properly excise.
- August 1st, 2021, first full activation of subject RC-2ϕ, primary experiment begins.
- Due to a series of unfortunate anomalous incidents, RC-2ϕ's personal anomaly is altered.
- Over the course of the following full year, a series of experimental failures would lead to a cult acquiring the subject, beginning a series of events which would cause the subject to become designated as the Saint of Filth as described in the Agate Slab prophecies.
- The subject's first three miracles would occur.
- Operation Goat-Head Baby would be started and produce a viable derivative product from RC-2ϕ.
- As 2022 swings into spring, the All Sundays incident would occur, ending in the release of the Man In The Moon, the final survivor of the lunar people and sole remaining lunar saint.
- 2022 would pass largely without incident, steady progress on redirecting the experiment to focus around the subject's new status as a living Saint as well as merging formally with the cult to prevent public incidents such as the Gravedigger or Bloom incidents.
- In 2023, after several more miracles, the subject would be sent to sea for a month followed by a timeline obfuscation event that was later sorted out using a device called the Outsider Unit, this took up the entirety of 2023.
- 2024, return to primary activities, trained in combat by a deep vatican connection.
- July 2024, the end of the prophesy is put into effect.
- August 2024, dawn of the new world, the experiment is a complete and utter failure, company stock skyrockets due to the new needs of the new world.
Pre-Experiment Prepwork.
Beginning in 1920, in the wake of the passing of his first wife, Maria, Roger D. Cheeto, an immortal from the time of the crusades, alchemist, and occultist, would spend the next 100 years assembling a skeleton that would match his perfectly. In 1950, he would found the Cheeto & Associates Biotech Solutions corporation using money he had been given through his connections with The True Pope of The Catholic Nation, Joseph D. Lazarus. Using the goodwill and capital gained by innovating on biological prosthetics and genetic therapy, he would work to develop a new theory of how to produce a more humanlike homunculus in pursuit of creating the son he had never had. In the 60s, he would do a testfire of this method with a homunculus unit he had created using two other experimental methods; a composite skeleton of pre-human hominid bones and a Holy Order to stabilize the spiritual core of the being. This unit failed to develop skin, and would sit abandoned in a corner of the primary genetic research facility for the C.A.B.S. corporation. By July 2021, the skeleton would be assembled and the initial culture of artificial flesh would be prepared, initial testfires failed to attract a soul and as such the body's initial devil would take control, flooding the bloodstream with physical evil and allowing the heart to have a majority of its matter replaced with the substance.
The Original Experiment; Operation "What Makes A Man?"
Purpose; uncover the inherent morality of the average twitch chat member, and see how they would raise a son.
Verdict; experiment derailed.
August 1st, 2021, the primary activation of the subject. Due to several technical issues the model would have to be abandoned for a time. Restraints were built into the subject as a precaution against the violent tendencies being whispered into him by wayward spirits. Over the course of the first handful of weeks, votes were successfully cast, experimental procedures were performed. During an incident during the second season, the subject would begin engaging in forbidden techniques to consume the spirits billowing around him. During an incident after the first handful of admissions into the cold room, the subject's personal anomaly would become altered. The first miracle would then begin; he would seal himself within the cold room, shedding his artificial flesh as new, fully organic flesh would invade his body. In this, and upon testing, it was found that his new body was biologically the offspring of the director and his late wife.
He would soon be sent to the cabin, a remote outside operation site, to endure the growing pains of the following miracles. His second miracle would allow excess flesh he would periodically expel to grow and spread like a fungus, later culminating in small humanoids with dozens of eyes, these "lil fellas" would act as a portion of his will. During a failed assassination attempt, a tumor he had saved in a jar to study would spring to life, leaping into the hole created in his chest and sealing it up, the third miracle, complete and total merging of flesh and consciousness, allowing him the ability to control every cell in his body with enough effort. He would begin studying various lifeforms, taking a liking to adapting insectoid features to suit his needs. At one point, another assassination attempt was commanded, and one of the company's albums of anomalies would be put into effect to create a time bubble, enacting the All Sundays incident.
The fourth miracle, World Revolving; Time Bubble Dispersal, would force the time bubble to come crashing down the evening of a thursday. This would also unseal the final living lunar invader. The Man in The Moon's edge has dulled over the years being trapped in the lake. Soon after, an operation to wipe out every last instance of the small creatures was led, flooding the cave with bright light and eradicating all instances of the flesh. Unfortunately, the subject would escape.